Oh, Draymond...
- KAS
- Aug 4, 2016
- 2 min read
It's not that I hate Draymond Green... I just don't really like him. And if you're wondering why, let me explain with an outline of his behavior this summer.
The former Michigan State big man currently hoops for the Golden State Warriors and has performed pretty well throughout his NBA career. He got himself a shiny championship ring last year and helped the Warriors earn a record breaking 2015-16 season. So yeah, he's good.
Well, except for when he's whacking people's nuts.
Or getting arrested.
Or tapping more people in the nuts.
Or posting nude photos on his public Snapchat story.
Needless to say, Draymond's been having a tough summer. Smacking boys' junk, paying thousands of dollars in fines and serving suspensions for smacking boys' junk, losing the NBA finals, fighting in bars, getting arrested and, lastly, posting photos of his own junk for the world to see.
SHEESH. In his mind when he thought about how Summer 2016 would go, I doubt it was much like this so for that I feel sorry for the man.
But back to my original statement - Draymond Green isn't the type of player we love to hate. It's more of a moderate dislike and a heavy eye-roll and it's only because he plays dirty and acts like an idiot. But hey, in an interview Green stated he thought these trials, and namely the dick pic snafu, would only better his basketball career.
Now, I highly doubt any PR professional would recommend public nude photos as a means for leveling-up a professional sports career; and I'm certain the Warriors media staff did not sign off on Green making that statement.
However if Draymond thinks he'll come out of this Summer a better athlete then shoot, who am I to argue against it. Do you, Draymond.
We'll all just be over here quietly waiting for the 2016-17 season to start to see how this new-age strategy plays out.
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